tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254212432011-04-21T21:38:56.964-04:00Shantarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17924329419028047695noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25421243.post-1144204298590660602006-04-04T22:31:00.000-04:002006-04-09T11:00:44.836-04:00These are the names which the great Cockroach God (<strong>Arisixeti:</strong> <em>He Who Eats That Which We Cannot</em>) has demanded that we name all our women. This is a list that has been revealed to Shantar Monks, who carefully and prayerfully follow Arisixeti's guidance. If a woman currently has a different name, she must take one of the following names instead.<br /><br />As the great Arisixeti said, <em>"Let the man choose the name for his woman and let her be content. She shall be named according to how the man is led, for truly, women have no intelligence or earthly value whatsoever, but for cooking and reproduction. Oh, and cleaning. They're good at that, too. This shall be the beginning of their subjugation."</em> <strong><em>Stanza 31:18 of Thus Arisixeti Spoke. </em><br /></strong><br />Devotees regularly make suggestions, which the monks pray over. If the suggestion is approved, it is added to the list. Feel free to suggest names, if you are so led by the Great God Arisixeti.<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Aldred<br />Bertha </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Cadesha<br />Chastity<br />Darlene<br />Egglentine<br />Francine<br />Gerta<br />Helga<br />Ignalia<br />Jarvisi<br />K-Mart </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Listerine<br />Lulu<br />Mabel<br />Narwhal</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Nimrod<br />Ophelia<br />Prudence<br />Redalire<br />Temperance<br />Umbrage<br />Vicissitude<br />Walla Walla Washington<br />Zenu</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25421243-114420429859066060?l=shantarnames.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shantarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17924329419028047695noreply@blogger.com4